Reblogged from elementofdisharmony
okay i just
loVE THIS GIF A LOT???? wow dave is just so determined to fit thOSE BUTTS
OK THERE ARE A BUNCH OF SMUPPET BUTTS AND DONGS HANIGNG OUT OF HIS BMICROFWAVE AND HES JUST SITITING THERE WITH THIS COOL MFACE TRYING TO SHOVE THEM ABCK IN HE’S JUST LIEK
i CANT HADNEL THIS I NEED TO GO LA YDOWN
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ok so today at fanime
like right outside of the convention these mega christians came and started protesting against gays and how they’re trying to be something they’re not and how we’re all sinning because we’re all dressing up as things we’re not and whatever
and then gamzee got in this tiny truck and slowly rode in front of the protesters and it was glorious and was probably the best thing that happened all day
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BRO THERE IS NOTHING TO EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
me
The fuck doritos in the fridge!
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Mythology series by Stigmata
Hussie always seems to kill off the dream selves that relate to green first.
First Jade
Then jake
And UU
And nepeta’s and kanaya’s dream selves are dead too.
I think Hussie just doesn’t think green is a creative color.
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//this is so stupid. makes me seriously pissed.
From one blogger to her fellow religious brothers and sisters, ’What the actual fuck, guys?’
The fuck is this shit? This is disgusting.
FUCKING NORTH CAROLINA.
I’m glad my Mom is moving out of NC. Bleh.
wow what the fuck
am i the only one who isn’t suprised?
Wow this is actually almost the exact same thing that the pastor at my family’s church said.
And my family thought that it was rude of me to excuse myself to the restroom so I did not have to hear the drivel spewing out of his mouth and that I was wrong for not agreeing with what he “preached”.
Somebody please get me out of Tennessee.
Because the media reacts like this when we’re less than perfect. Because our emotional range gets stunted and limited.
Because so many aspects of our culture normalize rape on a subconscious level.
Because Kansas and Arizona pass bills that allows the beliefs of a doctor or pharmacist to trump the health of a woman. And because fetuses are becoming increasingly more important than the woman carrying them.
Because a state representative can compare a woman giving birth to livestock.
Because legislature that criminalizes pregnancy and abortion are being forced into discussion again and again.
Because the rest of the world wants to know why American women aren’t angrier.
Because of bills that limit the time frame of my choices.
Because for some reason, religion is a legitimate reason to interfere in my uterus.
Because the Protect Life Act even exists.
Because women who miscarry or lose their babies are being charged with murder.
Because a woman who tried to commit suicide while pregnant was jailed and charged with feticide.
Because mandatory trans-vaginal ultrasound probes are legally defined as rape.
Because ectogenesis technology could further remove birthing rights from a mother.
Because programs like this even have to exist.
Because birth control is suddenly a religious issue. Because women can be fired for using birth control as a contraceptive. Because the benefits of no-cost or inexpensive birth control are overlooked. Because ignorance necessitates posts like this.
Because again and again, organizations like the Medicaid Woman’s Health Program are seen as unnecessary. Because even the Susan G. Komen Foundation tried to stop funding Planned Parenthood. And if you think we’re past that, think again.
Because America ranks among a very small number of countries that don’t have paid, mandatory pregnancy leave. In fact, women routinely get forced out of their jobs for being pregnant.
Because public discourse from men like Rush Limbaugh is insulting and misogynistic and goes mostly unpunished.
Because the U.S. Military has some of the highest rape rates and most reprehensible policies for dealing with them.
Because women are bitches for saying no and sluts for saying yes. Because we are valued by how many or few cocks have been in our vaginas.
Because this is normal.
Because I don’t know a single woman who has not been harassed, derided, assaulted. Because I know many women and girls who have been raped. Because I’ve seen the long term, life long repercussions of sexual abuse.
Don’t tell me there isn’t a war on women. And don’t tell me the economy is more important than this. This barely scratches the surface.
Repeat after Soraya Chemaly: I am a woman and I have these human rights. The right to life. The right to privacy. The right to freedom. The right to bodily integrity. The right to decide when and how I reproduce.
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